22 February 2017

#22 - Imaginary

Imagine, if you will, a Northern land
where darkness reigns for three months of the year
and, when you think you've had all you can stand,
the endless summer days start drawing near.
They've saunas, reindeer, Kiisseli and then
there's Santa Claus and lakes all laced with mist:
how shocked would you be, on a scale of ten,
if I told you that none of it exists?

It's just a myth, coz Reddit told us so
(they've never ever* steered us wrong before).
So promise me that you won't seek to go
to see that non-existent fjord-y shore.
Helsinki is a Finnish fantasy –
there's nothing there at all but open sea.

This view is completely imaginary

*There is very weird a conspiracy theory on Reddit that suggests that Finland is an imaginary country, and that there's nothing but sea between Russia, Sweden, Norway and Estonia. In this version of reality, Finland does not exist. This is clearly UTTER BOLLOCKS, but it seemed like a pretty interesting premise for a poem. In reality, Finland is a very real place, and it's pretty beautiful! (Thanks to Kelly Kanayana for the poem idea!)

21 February 2017

#21 - Navel Gazing



I’m rooted to one fixed and central spot;
the continent revolves around me. Here
I lie, ignored perhaps – or maybe lost in thought –
and mostly quiet. Once or twice a year
you might remember me – although it’s likely
you’ll get confused and think me one of my
young relatives (who both look nothing like me),
but I don’t mind: I’ll smile as you pass by.
For I remember pomp, dominion, sway –
begat in war, maintained by war, by war
eroded, then consumed. There comes a day
for cutting losses, resting limbs, and for
reclining on grass, cares in peace dissolving,
serenely watching nebulæ revolving.

AB

20 February 2017

#20 - Southerscales

The light falls slowly, down across the Dales,
from Ingleborough out to Pen-y-ghent.
From Malham Cove, through Horton, on to Dent,
the mist hangs from the mountaintops like sails.
Where broken trees emerge from limestone scales
we pause awhile on our fitful descent,
to reminisce about the hours spent
by rocks and moor the stuff of fireside tales.

It's better that we travel than arrive
at least that's what I've heard some people say
the journey is the thing for which we strive,
it strengthens us against the fading day.
Our voyage goes full circle in the gloam
and leads to where we started back at home.

RJT


19 February 2017

#19 Cinderella Feet

Cinderella Feet

Certain that I'm lost, my eyes search the street
zoom in on a figure across the square,
eight inch heels, encase Cinderella feet.
Christ forgive me, but all I do is stare.

Holly fuck! Can't be? Fuck me, she's seen me!
Run Olly! Run Olly! But I just stand
eyes full of her, the possibility
punctured only, when she holds out her hand

unlit cigarette, slim fingers of wire,
“Beautiful boy! You like? You give me fire!”
“Like?” Then I understand the truth of it
it's not love, like I had imagined it,

'cause she lost her slipper, crossing the street
And now she walks on Cinderella feet!

ow

18 February 2017

#18 - Myrornas Krig


Though everybody knows that ‘War is Futile’,
the phrase is still a fitting metaphor.
See, life is often dark and short and brutal,
and progress often flowers from discord.

It’s easy to observe the fighting factions
all writhing underneath the curving glass.
Their battle is a welcoming distraction;
there’s entertainment in their vain impasse.

Perhaps we’re all just ants encased in static,
our struggles silent flickers on a screen;
this sonnet has become a bit dramatic
so let me write exactly what I mean:

Sometimes the destination’s worth the ride
but are these battles ever justified?

Source

Myrornas Krig means 'Ants War', and is the Swedish term for the static that appears on an analogue television screen when no program is broadcast.

17 February 2017

#17 - Dynastic



I go by many names, and titles grand
bedeck my brow with proud and regal grace.
All Europe’s portrait painters know my face –
the purse of lip, the jut of jawline, and
what poets call “the sneer of cold command”.
For lofty is the bearing of my race,
exalted is my charge throughout the land,
expected is that thou shalt know thy place.

I am the House of calculating Venus –
though blood of Mars may yet replenish her,
the sword is not so mighty as the penis,
the marriage bed, and primogeniture.
And if, someday, I fail my noble kin,
I’ll take it on my massive Habsburg chin.

AB

16 February 2017

#16 - All Saints' Day

"We know that everything is for the best
in this, the best of all possible worlds.
The Lord's perfect creation has unfurled
evil exists to put us to the test."

Voltaire just laughs "My friend, you surely jest!
The fractured earth, the boiling seas that hurled
their rage upon this European pearl
disprove the 'Optimism' you've expressed."

Through Lisbon's broken bones and tumbling spires
a devastation none can understand
through bedlam, flood and all-consuming fires,
Herr Leibniz strolls with Pangloss, hand in hand,
to seek the views of those still left alive
on All Saints' Day in seventeen fifty-five.

RJT