02 February 2017

#2 - ¿No es irónico?

They come here every summer in their hordes
to seek a better quality of life,
on boats and planes and even boogie boards
but their arrival only brings us strife.

We realise that they're escaping anguish –
it's cold and dull in Britain, that we know –
but when they come and will not learn the language
and just talk English really loud and slow,

then our collective mood gets kind of shitty
and suddenly our tempers flash and flare,
because they pose a danger in our cities
and drink and fight and vomit everywhere.

How can a country be so full of twats?
We'll be so glad when we can send them back.

- LM

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