Firstly, the wood ain't
dark, the wood ain't deep
the mouse, he lied,
'cause the fox was asleep.
The snake was lonely,
the owl, didn't know
he knew me as Bob, not
the Gruffalo.
They weren't gonna eat
him, thought he was lost
he just assumed it, he
was judging us!
It's just typical of
the bourgeoisie
think the worst if you
live differently.
I'm not a 'creature'
with terrible claws
terrible teeth in my
terrible jaws.
There is no wart on the
end of my nose
and my knees are
straight and so are my toes.
I'm just a chap, and I
live in the woods
the mouse stole my
nuts, god those nuts were good.
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